Playing more Queen before 6 a.m. than most do all day
"We Will Rock You" Animated Soldier
Show Your American Spirit With This Upbeat Soldier!
*He's dressed in a fabric camouflage uniform and helmet, wears a dog tag necklace and carries the American flag.
*Simply press his hand and he plays the tune "We Will Rock You" while he marches and sways to the beat.
*The soldier (15" x 10" x 6") is made of plush, cotton and plastic; requires 4 "AA" batteries.
- Anna 8/22/2003 09:49:00 AM
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You must be this tall to ride Michael
MICHAEL JACKSON OPENS NEVERLAND TO THE PUBLIC Pop eccentric Michael Jackson is to open his theme-park home Neverland to the public -- for $5,000 a ticket. The singer's home will be open for one day only -- September 13 -- and 250 visitors will be able to enjoy the attractions, which include an amusement park, video arcade, zoo and movie theater. The promotional material reads, "From the moment you enter the gates, you will wish that this day could last forever." -- pulled from the Daily DishThe Purge discovered a brief list of rides and attractions to be featured at Neverland: The Magical Vitiligo Tour Enter through a secret door where members of the Candy Cane Lane Greenhouse are lying in wait with their flocking machines. Emerge through the exit with the ghostly pallor of a Utah Mormon. Mr. Culkin’s Wild Ride Formerly known as “Sleepover at Macaulay’s.” In the dark, customers ride on a Sealy Posturepedic mattress with a small, unassuming child who wiggles his eyebrows and cups his face with his hands while making surprised faces. Weave your way through a series of tumultuous dips, valleys, turns and stops while attempting to remain on your side of the bed. All who lose their clothing during the ride must exit through a mock courtroom where you hand the child $21 million. Corey Feldman Karaoke Experience A must for the Jacko emulator. Stand on the illuminated dance floor and move your feet to the sequenced light pattern of "Billie Jean." Fedora, public ridicule, loss of fading career, and lyrics all included. And on the midway… Pin the Nose on Steven Speilberg $20 gets you six prosthetic noses with an accompanying voodoo curse. Score all six and pick from a wide selection of live chimpanzees swimming in twist-tied sandwich bags.
- Anna 8/22/2003 03:35:00 AM
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